February 2011
What if I killed myself months ago and the only...
thenwhowasphone:
kaitoshiion:
mindvomit-:
microscopichummingbirds:
Now I’m paranoid that I’m following a bunch of dead people….
o_o
OH GOD
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
January 2011
Made ice cream today.
I feel efficient.
This is a new feeling.
I LIKE IT.
I consume so much Hummus.
I bet i’ll turn into a garbanzo bean.
I could roll everywhere.
I'm eating rice.
I love rice.
Watching Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
YAYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE MICHAEL CERA. <3 <3
anyone with gauges,
does it hurt?
I really hate the mall.
thtboysamonster:
twistedbrilliance:
All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:
All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:
All the ghetto girls talking loud like:
All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:
All the pervy old men are staring at you like:
And then there’s me.
Never again.
you forgot about the emo/goth kids
And all the emo...
That creepy moment when
a blank tumblr with no icon follows you.
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GUYS LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND ON MY DASHBOARD.
THIS IS A GREAT STORY.
My friend and I were in Social Studies and we have this horribly monotone teacher and he was sitting in the back near us.
And he was playing a movie about some King of Egypt or something and the narrator was like
“And then… something life-changing happened”
And my friend goes
“HE GOT RAPED.”
And my teacher was like
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
sharmaineex:
I’d be like:
and then:
CAN I JUST.
THIS.
Reblog if you'd fuck one of your followers.
yebrensaye:
No joke, but I’d actually fuck quiet a few. LOOOL
……………
REALLY NO ONE THOUGHT MY MASTER BATION IDEA WAS FUNNY.
I'm gonna make a comic.
The main characters name is going to be Master Bation.
LOLOL GET IT.
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I'm hungry.
Should i get up and eat something.
we-are-bio-hazard-deactivated20 asked: :)
I already finished my Harry Potter game.
Two days and its over.
WHAT WILL I DO NOW.
That awkward moment when
You cant sleep so you start listening to the sound ur eyelashes make when you blink.
MTV is advertising Tumblr...
regainrepose:
rayishighonlife:
jessdunn18:
brendonurieisgod:
moonypetewentzpadfootprongs:
MTV RUINS EVERY-FUCKING-THING!! U_U!!!
Damn you Mtv.. actual fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoa whoa whoa baq it the fuq up
now all the annoying kids are going to join. x_x
WAITWAITWAIT.
this means...
Do anybody else's eyes change colors?
Mine can go from green to yellowgreen to greenbrown to hazel.
WHY.
Am I the only one
who accepts friend requests, looks at their pictures, and then unfriends them?
I feel creepy saying that out loud.
I use my snuggie as a sheet in my bed.
Its really warm.
I hate when you like things and then you realize...
Then you feel like a stalker and wonder if they’ll notice.
Guys I got the Harry Potter video game.
Its the Order of the Phoenix.
Its addicting.
You just get to wander around Hogwarts and cast spells.
Guys i got the Harry Potter video game.
Guys I got the Harry Potter video game.
OH MY GOD OH. MY. DEAR. GOD.
MY MOM JUST BOUGHT TICKETS FOR KATY PERRY.
HOLY FUCK YES.
That awkward moment
when someone offers you some Nutella and you eat all of it. With a spoon.