February 2012
meatmodel:
the next time your dog comes to give u a “kiss” please remember that they lick their own genitals
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cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
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the great game commentary
Mark: this pool where young Carl Powers died...I used to swim in this pool!
Benedict: oh Mark! It's too neat!
Mark: and if anyone had told me that "one day you'll make a Sherlock Holmes in that pool" I would've said..
Benedict: *adopts childish voice* you're lying! and I can't understand what your saying!
Mark: "I can't understand what your saying. I'm swimming!"
Benedict: what if Matt Smith had appeared and told you that? Then you might've believed him
Mark: I'd go "Doctor Who's still on?! Woo!"
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
ugh so tired. and my stomach hurts. like it does every single goddamn day.
but anyway im gonna go watch lord of the rings
finally
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
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triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
the-vaccines:
is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class?
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brandoncargoshortsdavis:nicklugo:
i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock
This guy likes the way butts smell
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